Image via WikipediaA chicken was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The chicken pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, the chicken reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the chicken was proudly perched at the top of the tree. It was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot it out of the tree. And make chicken soup out of it.
Chicken Soul For Your Soul Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.