Brilliant Answers to Questions

If you are ever caught in a situation, a brilliant answer will get you out of the hook. Here's some brilliant examples

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!