Sunday, 29 March 2009

What is the Gender of Your Computer?

A group of IT Engineers are in a discussion of the topic about, the gender of a computer. After numerous hours of discussion they come to a series of points to support their argument.

4 Reasons Computers Must Be Female

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

4 Reasons Computers Must Be Male

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.


Artist Victoria O'Neill said...

thanks for the chuckle.....

foongpc said...

Haha! Quite truthful! : )