Pratical Household Tips 3

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Removing Odours in refrigerator
Placing a cotton ball soaked in vanilla or an open box of soda on the lower deck of the fridge will do the trick


Sharpening Scissors
Tired of losing your sharpening stone that you hardly use. Now you can simply do this by sharpening your old scissors or knives using the neck of a glass bottle.

Dead Sea Salt Bath Foam
I used to buy bath foam with dead sea salt that cost SGD$15 per bottle, until I discovered this trick. Just create your own dead sea salt bath creme by adding in fine sea salt into your regular bath creme(1 table spoonful for every 100 ML). You will find that using salt in your bath foam, will give you a cleaner skin than your usual bath creme.

How man behave after marriage

This is a good one, I have come across recently

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!